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COSMIC ALERT: The FRESHEST - SFSO-2!

STILL FRESH, BUT NOT AS DEWY-FRESH - A MAGIC MOVIE!



Do you trust your brain to figure out the secrets of the universe? We don’t – that’s why we’ve enlisted the help of green-skinned owl-worshipping Gnostics and world-class athletes to test the limits of reality. As a result of their rigorous investigations the following diagrams reveal the various neuro/spiritual/physical maneuvers required to live a life of unassailable being---

These magical items should be treated as ‘non-real’ objects born in the service of wretched villainy. They are anti-matter equivalents of cosmic waste and should be fused together by wetting and smacking them into one large mass to be eaten as the ritual daily meal at SUNRISE.


 

One meal a day = Virginity

Your spirit will then begin to digest the anti-matter (or ‘food’) through one of three processes:


  • Sponctoring in the gizzard sack of the pineal gland then passing through the ululating sphinter of the Vladnius nord   
  • Twisting  
  • Getting farted by a black hole into a sea lion then eaten by a shark
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The final stage before receiving your release – or cosmic ‘unbirth’ - is to carefully study your negative-positive energy. When you have reached understanding lie down and close your eyes---
All physicality has reversed- - emptiness fills your molecules and thoughts as they disappear. You have now fully become nothing.




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