About Jif Johnson

I like to think of myself.  Most of all I like to think of myself as the John the Baptist of Future Dreams.  I may not have all the facts or know how to take a picture on the Internet and make it a dream in somebody's head, but I've got a better idea than anybody else and maybe one day there'll be a button to click that makes these Electric Dreams work.  That's how I'm able to make a web site after all.  Do you think I have time between insights and visions to learn HTML?  HTML can kiss my ass.  I alone seem to understand the REAL DANGER of there not being any dreams in the future and I'm DOING something about it.  What are YOU doing about it?  Fucking around on the Internet instead of working, probably.

    1.The great holocaust on Earth acted as a breaking point for relations between
       Earth and her many colonies throughout the universe. Cut off from their
       dreams the colonies developed uniquely and differently, depending on
       the resources, physical characteristics and planetary governments. This
       divergence ultimately resulted in nationalism, distrust of one another, and
       ultimately conflict, sometimes warfare. A major source of their confrontation:
       the desire to dominate and control the motherland, Earth.
    2.After the holocaust, Earth took considerable time to regroup. During this
       period it was totally cutoff from its colonies. Still dealing with internal
       problems like Jibangus, Earth now finds itself alone, its former colonies
       turned indifferent, unpredictable, even hostile. It survives though the
       intelligence of its computerized advisors and their diplomatic cunning in
       playing one colony against the other to maintain a tenuous peace.
    3.As a character Jif Johnson outwardly presents a flip, sardonic,
       devil-may-care guy, and an adventurous spirit. Beneath this facade is a
       serious and caring man who is alone. For all of the marvels of the 25th
       century, Jif Johnson is cut off from everyone he loved or cared about.
    4.There is an underlying element of sadness about Jif. He is a man out of
       touch, lost in time, knowing he can never return to the world in which he was
       born. He searches for roots to his past, trying to connect his 25th century
       existence with his past.
    5.Very often one of Jif's major attributes is his knowledge of another life,
       prior to the 25th century. In a totally computerized automated society his
       simple knowledge of how to make a fire without matches, how to control a
       spacecraft under manual control, how to perform arithmetic calculations by
       hand often give him an advantage over others.
    6.Buck reports to the Electric Dreams Robot who commands one of the squadrons
       protecting Earth. While he teases the Robot about reporting to her, he actually
       enjoys it. The Robot, however, takes her responsibilities very seriously, and
       accordingly acts conservatively and only within established guidelines. Jif,
       the stranger, can act impulsively and freely, thereby creating conflict
       between he and the Robot. However, it is often his free-wheeling and
       unconventional approaches that are crucial to the success and survival of
       Earth's dreams.
    7.Jif Johnson is very attractive to women, a situation he takes advantage or with
       relish. No matter what enemy he is facing there always seems to be a
       beautiful women involved who takes a fancy to Jif. This frequently irritates
       the Robot, although she would vehemently deny any tinge of jealousy.
  

N.B. The above tract was found in a shoe and is not a fabrication of Jif Johnson.  
Should the author let himself be known, credit will be given or the tract removed from this site.





 

But enough about me.  Let the dreams begin!