If you aren't 18 or over, you're one lucky little bastard!
It's Jif Johnson's Electric Naughty Dreams!

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If you like to be sexy, groaning like a table full of food and wine, whining like a chainsaw slicing through a birdhouse, and swelling like a blood vessel in the leg of a hot dog, then this page of triple XXX (which makes nine X's!!) Electric dreams is all for you, you disgustingly cheap pervert!  Oh yeah, baby, here's the future of wet dreams!!!!  Oh-la-la and grrrrrrr!!  Not for children, oh no!  This page is for adults only, hot and sizzlin' with more copyright infringement!  Can you say, bare nekkid dreams?  Sick-o!!  Gentlemen, prepare for the future of nocturnal emmisions!!  Jif Johnson's Hard-Core Red-Light Porno-Matic Objectification of Babes 2001!!!





Oh Boy, here we go!  In the future, you won't have to find your lady-friend's "button", you'll have to find the button for her "button" which is much harder.  (Harder in a bad way.) 
Might as well save it up for your electric dreams!




OK, Jif, I'm done. Get me outta here!