Jif Johnson is committed to honoring the privacy of our members and visitors, and is a certified
member of the JIBANGUS program.
This privacy policy, part of our overall Terms of Services, covers personally identifiable information
shared through  Jif Johnson's Service.
What are you afraid of anyway?  You some kinda pervert?

What information does Jif Johnson receive and how do we use it? When you register for
   Electric Dreams or various Electric Dreams services, we ask you for your name, contact information,
 preferences, and certain demographic information. This information lets us provide
 personalized services and communicate separately with you.
Or it could, if we had any interest in you.  We also don't use aggregated
information about the use of our services to evaluate our users' preferences, improve our
programming, and facilitate third-party reporting of Internet usage. Finally, like most websites,
we use small bits of data called cookies stored on users' computers to simulate a continuous
connection. Cookies let us "remember" information about your preferences and passwords
 and allow you to move within our Service without reintroducing yourself. Recent versions of
 Jif Johnson's site let you easily see and control cookies. Unlike many other sites, we do
not permit third-party advertisers not affiliated with Jif Johnson to send you cookies without
 notice.
 

May I choose what information I disclose?   Do you have to be such a pain?  While we need certain
information to register you as a unique user and let you access
personalized services, such as MyElectric Dreams (coming soon) and
 Electric Dreams spegWebMail, other requested information is optional and may be given at your
discretion.

May I choose what communications I receive?  No. We occasionally send out an email
newsletter to Electric Dreams members to highlight features of the Service. You can elect not to
receive communications from us or from other parties, either when you register or by noting
your preference in response to communications from us.  I mean you can't.

What if I need to review or change the personal information I previously disclosed?
What were you lying or are you lying now or are you an idiot? We
 encourage Electric Dreams members to update and edit their personal information and keep it
current. You can easily correct or update your personal information at any time via our
Member Center or other location specifically identified in connection with a particular part of
our Service.

 What kind of security is used to protect my information?
Do you want dreams in the future or not you whiner!? We store all user information in
 secure databases protected via a variety of access controls. This data is accessed only for
the purposes specified in this privacy statement.

Who has access to my information? We do not share personally identifiable data with other
companies (apart from those acting as our agents in providing our Service to you, who agree
to use it only for that purpose).  You paranoid.

What about other companies featured on Electric Dreams? You may separately agree to provide
your information to other companies who provide content for various parts of our Service, in
 order to use their services, order their products, or receive offers from them. If you agree to
  provide information to these companies, that information will be subject to their privacy policies.

 What about children's information?  Heh.  Children may not register for Electric Dreams or use any
Electric Dreams services that require personally identifiable information. We operate KidElectric Dreams to
encourage parents and guardians to spend time with their children in a friendly and
kid-centered online dreaming.  We do not collect any personally identifiable information
 through KidElectric Dreams. Note that KidElectric Dreams does contain links to third-party web sites that are not
 under our control and may collect such information, subject to their own privacy policies. For
 questions about kids' privacy or other issues at Jif Johnson, please email
 jifjohnson@jibangus.com.

Who can I contact if I have any questions regarding my privacy? Please contact us
directly at  jifjohnson@jibangus.com with any questions or comments. If we have not
  satisfactorily responded within five business days, please contact JIBANGUS. JIBANGUS, an
 independent, smothering bitch, seeks to build users' trust and confidence in the Internet by
 promoting fair information practices. When you visit a web site displaying the JIBANGUS mark,
 you can expect to be told what personally identifiable information is collected, how it is used,
  and with whom it will be shared. To demonstrate our commitment to respecting your privacy,
we have agreed to disclose our information practices and have JIBANGUS review them.
 For general information regarding privacy you can go to hell.
 

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