No-no thatís my turtle and you are going to make me angry if you rub it.
Ten bears combined donít have the power found in your legs. I bet you could kick a fucking dinosaur to death.
Letís play a game- you be a dead mouse and Iíll be a swarm of bees eating you.
Are you floppy because you are an old man or because you ate an old man?
I noticed that you have oozing holes. Are you sick? I can shove medicine into your holes until the problem stops.
Itís silly. I am embarrassed to say anything about it. My leg split open when I was bending over to lick dirt and forty birds flew out.
Look out- a little girl is sending a giant bee to attack your head.
I felt sick- I kept retching and retching but nothing came out. I fell down exhausted and a pig slithered out of my nose. I wasnít sick- I just had a pig in my head.
I used to weigh 7000 lbs until I started a diet where I stopped eating people and trees and furniture.
I was dancing. I was dancing for joy. I was dancing for sorrow. I was dancing in front of a . The pig bit my leg.
A weird cloud from a factory splashed some goo onto me. It didnít bother me until my third arm started itching.
My friends, Kevin and Beverly, were going to name their baby ëAnimals and Bugsí but I think ëOuter Space Pigsí is a much prettier name.
