Height: 6'2"
Body Type: Ectomorph
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Two, Blue
Reach: couch to remote/my heart to your soul (and then maybe to YOUR heart I suppose)
Location: Currently: Madison, WI Futurely: ?

I grew up in a small town, in the midwest, "the heartland." now I'm looking for some place for MY heart to land, maybe on the U.S. map that is your guts. I like doing things. Mostly quiet things by myself, but they are still things. Maybe we can get together and be quiet. I eat sometimes. I like fake meat and chocolate (not together). I'm peace-minded, but can't stand that hippie smell. I think it's pachulli(sp?), very bad smell- VERY BAD SMELL. (oh, I have some weird emotional baggage, but it's under control)

No "criteria"- only crazy dreams. If you are a thin 30-35 year old woman who is a vegetarian (preferably named Julie) who likes renting movies (ie. Super Fuzz, Midnight Madness and/or Zapped!) and you wear stylish glasses and you like cats and you think the drummer is the coolest guy in the rock band then I would like to marry you as soon as possible. If you are anybody else, I'd still like to hang out sometime.

Height: 5' 8"
Body Type: Mesomorph
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Reach: 25 1/2"
Location: Madison, WI

• 1 twenty six year old male artist
• 1 Cup Humor
• 1/2 Cup music, film, arts
• 1/2 Cup socializing (can substitute partying)
• 1/4 Cup adventure
• 1/4 Cup handy helper
• ??? Cup spontaneity
• 1 bucket full sexy irreverence
• 1 dollop insanity

Blend ingredients together, bake in the oven of your heart at 98.6, and serve over a bed of sheets. Season to taste.

Recipe for Feminine Criteria:

• Refer to ingredients in "Recipe for Delicious Steve"
• Substitute 26 year old male with female (20-30 year old females can also be used - remove the silly love games)

Blend these ingredients together, served best with Steve.

*as with any good recipe the type and amount of ingredients can vary slightly for maximum flavor