Phil!  Send FOOD!!!  Only joking, Phil.  After you left Haiti my friends and I had the Voodoo lady make us a white doll of you.  In this picture we are laughing because Majiadrra put you in a dress!!  We remember how you were so clean you complained about our best hotel and how you made your mommie cut the crust off your sandwhich and THREW IT AWAY!!  

Hope you don't get any sharp pains in your back or neck,

Cijjdrhia